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She was not happy to see me there!
Diveria
on Jan 6, 2008 1:32 pm
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rosa

rosa - Jan 6, 2008 3:54 pm - Voted 10/10

:-)

mi sa che hai usato un approccio sbagliato ! :D

Diveria

Diveria - Jan 7, 2008 2:46 am - Hasn't voted

Re: :-)

Bo!... mi hano sempre detto di non andare troppo sul sottile con le femmine!

rosa

rosa - Jan 7, 2008 4:10 am - Voted 10/10

Re: :-)

ahahahah
allora immagino i pessimi risultati ! ;)

Diveria

Diveria - Jan 7, 2008 5:04 am - Hasn't voted

Re: :-)

Non sempre in realtà...

lcarreau

lcarreau - Jan 15, 2008 10:30 am - Voted 10/10

English, please ...

Yes, I can tell it is female.
It's an "udderly" beautiful
composition. I give it "10!"
:- )

Diveria

Diveria - Jan 16, 2008 4:39 am - Hasn't voted

Re: English, please ...

Rosa was stating that it looks like I was using a wrong approach with that cow.
I answered that it's my normal way of acting with females, so she replied once again that she was not surprised of the bad result!
My last comment means that sometimes the worst you act with females provides the better you can obtain with them.

lcarreau

lcarreau - Jan 16, 2008 9:48 am - Voted 10/10

Re: English, please ...

Yes, you are mostly right! You need to
create some kind of action or disturbance.
First, you need to get the females attention.
Then, you need to KEEP their attention. In
Spain, they use a bright red coloured scarf.
In America, we build trails around the cows.
That's why we have so many trails, and many
people become lost. Then, we have to
consult an expert, such as Doctor Phil.
Or a role model, such as Britney Spears.

Diveria

Diveria - Jan 17, 2008 3:00 am - Hasn't voted

Re: English, please ...

:-)

"Dr. Phil McGraw has galvanized millions of people to "get real" about their own behavior and create more positive lives".
From Dr.phil.com.

I didn't know anything about this one before.

In Italy we are even more silly, a lot of people would call a wizard, I am not joking, commercial TV is full of magicians show, people call by phone and ask advices for their lives!

lcarreau

lcarreau - Jan 18, 2008 2:47 pm - Voted 10/10

Re: English, please ...

:-)
Buffo! If I shall return to Italy, then I
will seek the advice of ... Laura Antonelli!

Diveria

Diveria - Jan 18, 2008 4:54 pm - Hasn't voted

Re: English, please ...

Right!
And what about Ornella muti!? I think she could be an even better metor!

lcarreau

lcarreau - Jan 18, 2008 8:35 pm - Voted 10/10

Aaaaaaaaaaaah !

Yes ... Ornella muti!!! Or her older sister
Claudia??? Gotta LOVE ... Giovanni Panzani pasta! Yum - yum.

Diveria

Diveria - Jan 22, 2008 2:48 am - Hasn't voted

Re: Aaaaaaaaaaaah !

I swear: I didn't remember Claudia before your message! Ornella was surely my preferred "sex-symbol" of the eighties.

lcarreau

lcarreau - Jan 22, 2008 11:27 am - Voted 10/10

How

did we get on this subject? Did it not
all begin with a cow, or did a smile come first? Due to my humble upbringing, we
need another person to comment on this,
like a third party or something.

Grazie and good night!

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