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Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:15 amby Matt Lemke
I solemly swear, to the best of my ability, to defend the constitution, of the united federation of summitpost, to make it great again.
For my first order of business, I will replace all photos currently uploaded to the site, with photos of bavarian serving wenches.
My second order of business would be to require all new photos uploaded to the site be of bavarian serving wenches!
My third order of business would be to forbid any photos of bavarian service wenches that are of asian descent.
Enjoy these new changes would should take effect in my first 10 days of ownership.
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:25 pmby phydeux
Matt Lemke wrote:I solemly swear, to the best of my ability, to defend the constitution, of the united federation of summitpost, to make it great again.
For my first order of business, I will replace all photos currently uploaded to the site, with photos of bavarian serving wenches.
My second order of business would be to require all new photos uploaded to the site be of bavarian serving wenches!
My third order of business would be to forbid any photos of bavarian service wenches that are of asian descent.
Enjoy these new changes would should take effect in my first 10 days of ownership.
Bavarian service wenches of Asian decent? You mean no more ads for Asian dating sites?
Damn, those have some of the best examples of photoshopped breast cleavage I've ever seen!
Re: SP truly is dead...
Posted:
Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:00 pmby norco17
Top reasons why SP is dead.
1. Not enough posts from Bryan
2. Not enough posts from Hand Jam Master
3. No more hot chicks thread
4. Where are Anita, Butters, Toxo...
5. There is so much testosterone around here (not really) that doogie won't even hit it anymore
6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:48 pmby Tonka
One word: Llamas!
Where the hell have all the llamas gone? I was once a proud SPer who immediately could pick out an alpaca verses a llama in under a second.
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:11 amby lcarreau
norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead ...
6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while
jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
Just throwing out ideas here....
I GOT IT
... anybody posting a "very cool and updated" trip report gets a
FREE "
makin' bacon" shoulder patch ....
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:56 amby norco17
jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
For example: we offer prizes, give aways, raffles, etc.
.....like, for every Trip Report you post you get one free
Just throwing out ideas here....
How about for every new route you post you get a choice between
1. skipping the lottery for a whittney permit
2. 50% off everest permits
3. free one way ticket to Antarctica
4. a matt free trip to New Zealand
5. free sherpa services for mount sunflower
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:20 amby lcarreau
We need something more "down to Earth."
How 'bout a free trip to the Cincinnati Zoo to see
Harambe the gorilla ? My bad ... Harambe is dead.
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:37 amby Matt Lemke
I like the 50% off everest permits option, we could even give away a free all inclusive guided trip to the summit of everest! Flights to Orlando included. Your guide will ride beside you and hold your hand too, since you'll probably be out of your element climbing such a large mountain with a 100% chance of falling...although amazingly survival from the fall is guaranteed at 99%
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:10 pmby lcarreau
Matt Lemke wrote:I like the 50% off everest permits option, we could even give away a free all inclusive guided trip to the summit of everest! Flights to Orlando included. Your guide will ride beside you and hold your hand too, since you'll probably be out of your element climbing such a large mountain with a 100% chance of falling...although amazingly survival from the fall is guaranteed at 99%
Right Matt, we could even bring "Holly-weird" into the equation ... Arnold Schwarzenegger can be MY tour guide ....
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:41 pmby lcarreau
Is this peanut butter you mentioned chunky or creamy, because my Proctologist says my system can only handle CHUNKY.
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:08 pmby Lolli
Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:48 pmby norco17
Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.
Holy Hell!
All we need now is the chief.
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:43 pmby lcarreau
norco17 wrote:Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.
Holy Hell!
All we need now is the chief.
And don't forget nurse Ratched -- nurse Ratched rocks !
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:18 amby lcarreau
Lolli ... I heard you were a big fan of Tarja Turunen and her Finnish band- mates "Nightwish." Any truth to this rumor ..... ?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g8ykQLYnX0[/youtube]
Re: SP truly is dead...
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:05 amby johnm
jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead.
4. Where are Anita, Butters, Toxo...
5.
6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while
I've been a close, personal friend of "butters" for many years, and for the record, her face is very attractive and pleasant. Any man who has met her IRL I'm sure would agree. She has a beautiful face, imo.
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Hey Steve, tell the truth, you fell off your bar stool at the 35er and hit your head again didn't you?