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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Sun Jan 08, 2017 2:47 pm

Ah crap, must have webs inside my head, because I can't seem to lose these Spiderman lyrics -- and it's all Steve's fault.

'Cause ... only Spiderman can save SP now ... from the swirling currents of the upstairs toilet ....

"Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead (!)
Hey, there ...
There goes the Spiderman."
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by yatsek » Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:52 pm

Scott wrote:I don't know if most pages are outdated, but a lot of them are. This is where the future lies with SP. Now that most of the famous mountains have been added, page adoption is what is needed.

I think that pages which haven't been edited for several (five? seven?) years should be made adoptable automatically.

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Tue Jan 10, 2017 4:27 pm

yatsek wrote:I think that pages which haven't been edited for several (five? seven?) years should be made adoptable automatically.


Not that I'm a social media expert, but there's a "disconnect" existing between each SP-member and his/her page.

And ... I TIRED of these two excuses from all you millenial kids: "I was out of town, and I had zero access to a computer!"

What about the library -- :?: they have computers at any public library. Or, are you afraid you might create an uproar with Mrs. Walters :?: :?: :?:

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Matt Lemke » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:57 am

As your new official owner, I promise to provide some real changes to this website; changes we will all enjoy for the betterment of SP. So nice for this deal to be complete.

Anyone with suggestions, feel free to message me, or Josh since he's also partnering up with me on this major transformation.
Cheers

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Puma concolor » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:30 pm

Good luck, Matt.

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Yury » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:50 pm

Puma concolor wrote:Good luck, Matt. Make SP Great Again.
Too late. :(

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:17 am

Nothing is real on the Internet, so you must be kidding ...

But, you can start "draining the swamp" by getting rid of some of the pages that have been "down-voted" several times because they haven't been updated for years.

Then, you must say "HELLO" to Nancy Nerd-hoffer, SP's new librarian ...

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Matt Lemke » Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:15 am

I solemly swear, to the best of my ability, to defend the constitution, of the united federation of summitpost, to make it great again.

For my first order of business, I will replace all photos currently uploaded to the site, with photos of bavarian serving wenches.

My second order of business would be to require all new photos uploaded to the site be of bavarian serving wenches!

My third order of business would be to forbid any photos of bavarian service wenches that are of asian descent.

Enjoy these new changes would should take effect in my first 10 days of ownership.

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by phydeux » Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:25 pm

Matt Lemke wrote:I solemly swear, to the best of my ability, to defend the constitution, of the united federation of summitpost, to make it great again.

For my first order of business, I will replace all photos currently uploaded to the site, with photos of bavarian serving wenches.

My second order of business would be to require all new photos uploaded to the site be of bavarian serving wenches!

My third order of business would be to forbid any photos of bavarian service wenches that are of asian descent.

Enjoy these new changes would should take effect in my first 10 days of ownership.


Bavarian service wenches of Asian decent? You mean no more ads for Asian dating sites? :( Damn, those have some of the best examples of photoshopped breast cleavage I've ever seen!

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by norco17 » Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:00 pm

Top reasons why SP is dead.

1. Not enough posts from Bryan
2. Not enough posts from Hand Jam Master
3. No more hot chicks thread
4. Where are Anita, Butters, Toxo...
5. There is so much testosterone around here (not really) that doogie won't even hit it anymore
6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Tonka » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:48 pm

One word: Llamas!

Where the hell have all the llamas gone? I was once a proud SPer who immediately could pick out an alpaca verses a llama in under a second.

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