Reminds me of the old song (Where's Larry?) "Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?....." Plus the mouth, can't think of any song for that but would go well in a Dr. Seuss book.
Funny you should mention that. I just had my "ear's lowered."
"Do your ears stretch wide?
Do they reach from side to side?
Can you use them as a parachute,
Or wings that let you glide?
Can you cast a cooling shadow,
Over most of Colorado?
Do your ears stretch WIDE ???"