See how hard it is for us to climb these big peaks, but the marmots hang out there all day. So, remember next time you struggle after miles of high altitude of climbing, that a fat and furry little rodent is running circles around you! Pathetic.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."