I fell off a log, and slipped down the trail
I walked for six hours through rain, snow, and hail
The view was a bust as my heart turned to rust
And I thought to myself a big burger a must
The spell was soon broken as Squatch was awoken
A strange dreamy day that was free of green smoken'
Nice hike! Unlike the West Tiger trails, this mountain saw few travelers while I was there. Several deer, rabbits, squirrels, and a large contingent of wild birds were in the forest to greet me during my hike.
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."