mtndonkey wrote:
Don't let me catch you sticking my nuts in some random crack.

You'll never be taken seriously about getting your gear back with that level of wit. Good one!!

SJ wrote:I still haven't been able to get the smell out of that thing from last weekend.

Yeah, good luck with that

Anybody who glissades with his nuts out is a lunatic.

Perhaps Icarreau is right, you may need a "nutwagon" or maybe you are just lacking the proper technique. Take a look at
"THIS FELLOW"
for some pointers

To the OP: Are you by any chance married to Lorena Bobbitt?

Bob Sihler wrote: Are you by any chance married to Lorena Bobbitt?

"The legend of Bobbitt is growing,
It's a story well worth the knowing,
He offended his wife,
So she took up her knife,
And put an end to his coming and going."

rasgoat wrote: Take a look at
"THIS FELLOW"
for some pointers

Hey, that dog isn't on a leash !!!

Maybe it needs a $600 GPS-unit attached to its neck ...

http://www.summitpost.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=53658