knoback wrote:OK I'm bored, and the youth are stationary targets. You know you are a bonafide sport climber if: All your climbing clothes have cotton in them. Any of your climbing clothes have hemp in them. You can do a one arm pull-up but think a 1/2 mile hill makes the approach too long. You can sneer and drink coffee at the same time. You have retired a rope 'cause it reached its max. # of falls. You can tell the difference between 12.b and 12.c. You can bitch about the difference between 12.b and 12.c. Two beers get you wasted. Your diet consists of herbal supplements. You don't take a shit. You can say, "I pink-pointed it." with a straight face. Can we talk about Highpointers next? This is fun!
MarthaP wrote:Dingus Milktoast wrote:You first.
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charles wrote:Guyzo wrote:BeDrinkable wrote:I can drink beer and sneer at the same time ...
Sport Climber ....
Capri pants wearer!
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