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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by PAROFES » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:14 pm

If i want to reach good brazilian mountains i have to travel at least 350kms to any direction.

North and North east - Itatiaia National Park (350kms)
East - Caparaó National Park (1000kms of freeways)
South - Ibitiraquire range (400 kms)
West - Flat land, there's nothing (except far far west, Andes)

Damn!

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by goldenhopper » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:25 pm

PAROFES wrote:If i want to reach good brazilian mountains i have to travel at least 350kms to any direction.

North and North east - Itatiaia National Park (350kms)
East - Caparaó National Park (1000kms of freeways)
South - Ibitiraquire range (400 kms)
West - Flat land, there's nothing (except far far west, Andes)

Damn!


Those look like hills, maybe even mountains just outside of the city. I don't think you realize just how flat Florida is.

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by JHH60 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:42 pm

While there is no real climbing in Florida there is definitely some great hiking, especially if you like seeing flowers, birds and wild animals. I spent a couple years on a job assignment in Tampa and I used to go running in a park near my office at lunch. I'd see alligators, flamingos, spoon bills, herons, and various other water birds, snakes, and wild mammals every day, all within a couple miles of an office park. One of the most memorable hikes I've ever done was when I decided to do a mid-week dive in a cave near home (Eagle's Nest). At the time it was on private hunting land, accessible only via undeveloped swamp roads, and I didn't have time to arrange access with the caretaker, so I made a commando run and did it at midnight. Unfortunately I made a wrong turn on the way out and I got my leased company car stuck in the swamp, so had to hike six miles out to a developed road by moonlight so that I could call a tow truck to pull out my car. A Florida swamp is both an eerie and beautiful place at night, full of animal sounds, plant and flower scents, and eyes looking at you from out of dark.
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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by SJ » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:47 pm

PAROFES wrote:If i want to reach good brazilian mountains i have to travel at least 350kms to any direction.

North and North east - Itatiaia National Park (350kms)
East - Caparaó National Park (1000kms of freeways)
South - Ibitiraquire range (400 kms)
West - Flat land, there's nothing (except far far west, Andes)

Damn!


But you have Rio a quick hop away which has solid rock climbing and amazing beaches and surf.

*although I've heard the rivalry between paulistas and portenos is legendary

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by Castlereagh » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:52 pm

thinking outside of the US, maybe the worst case scenario would be living in a completely flat country...under a dictatorship, etc, that never lets you leave

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by Josh Lewis » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:58 pm

I admit, I have been stuck in Florida for a few weeks during summer time and very quickly missed having my mountain views from home. I have to admit they have very impressive lightening storms that quickly entertain me.

But Florida isn't all bad, I mean they have very good sunrise's!

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by Arthur Digbee » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:05 pm

Marmaduke wrote:Lincoln, Nebraska?


Only a day's drive to Colorado Rockies or the Medicine Bows in Wyoming. Hard day's drive to Winds, Bighorns, or Tetons.

There's a reason why there are two Cornhusker gift shops in Estes Park.
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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by goldenhopper » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:41 pm

Fletch wrote:Yeah, PAROFES, Brasil looks real tough... you poor guy... how do you manage? :lol: :wink: :D

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And when the sun goes down the clubs too.


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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by Marmaduke » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:13 am

Arthur Digbee wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:Lincoln, Nebraska?


Only a day's drive to Colorado Rockies or the Medicine Bows in Wyoming. Hard day's drive to Winds, Bighorns, or Tetons.

There's a reason why there are two Cornhusker gift shops in Estes Park.


If an 8 hour drive isn't an issue, then Miami might be the only place where you wouldn't want to live (in the U.S.). Virtually all major cities/towns are within an 8 hour drive of a national/state, forest/park.

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by goldenhopper » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:18 am

Marmaduke wrote:
Arthur Digbee wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:Lincoln, Nebraska?


Only a day's drive to Colorado Rockies or the Medicine Bows in Wyoming. Hard day's drive to Winds, Bighorns, or Tetons.

There's a reason why there are two Cornhusker gift shops in Estes Park.


If an 8 hour drive isn't an issue, then Miami might be the only place where you wouldn't want to live (in the U.S.). Virtually all major cities/towns are within an 8 hour drive of a national/state, forest/park.


Yeah, but 5-8 hrs to Alpine Rockies and 8 hours to the hills of Georgia are two entirely different things.

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by mrchad9 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:24 am

goldenhopper wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
Arthur Digbee wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:Lincoln, Nebraska?


Only a day's drive to Colorado Rockies or the Medicine Bows in Wyoming. Hard day's drive to Winds, Bighorns, or Tetons.

There's a reason why there are two Cornhusker gift shops in Estes Park.


If an 8 hour drive isn't an issue, then Miami might be the only place where you wouldn't want to live (in the U.S.). Virtually all major cities/towns are within an 8 hour drive of a national/state, forest/park.


Yeah, but 5-8 hrs to Alpine Rockies and 8 hours to the hills of Georgia are two entirely different things.

He's a hardcore conservative stuck in the Bay Area. Southeastern USA is the motherland.

Do you like Texas Marmaduke?

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by Marmaduke » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:29 am

goldenhopper wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
Arthur Digbee wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:Lincoln, Nebraska?


Only a day's drive to Colorado Rockies or the Medicine Bows in Wyoming. Hard day's drive to Winds, Bighorns, or Tetons.

There's a reason why there are two Cornhusker gift shops in Estes Park.


If an 8 hour drive isn't an issue, then Miami might be the only place where you wouldn't want to live (in the U.S.). Virtually all major cities/towns are within an 8 hour drive of a national/state, forest/park.


Yeah, but 5-8 hrs to Alpine Rockies and 8 hours to the hills of Georgia are two entirely different things.


What's your point? I'm obviously agreeing with you if you get down as far south as Miami. The Smoky Mountains are less than 10 hours from Orlando. I didn't mention anything about Georgia and the drive Arthur speaks of is almost 8 not 5 hours.

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by PAROFES » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:40 am

goldenhopper wrote:
PAROFES wrote:If i want to reach good brazilian mountains i have to travel at least 350kms to any direction.

North and North east - Itatiaia National Park (350kms)
East - Caparaó National Park (1000kms of freeways)
South - Ibitiraquire range (400 kms)
West - Flat land, there's nothing (except far far west, Andes)

Damn!


Those look like hills, maybe even mountains just outside of the city. I don't think you realize just how flat Florida is.

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This is Jaragua Peak. It has just 1200m and several, several private properties with antenas on its top. No mountaineers do hike there. The trail takes only around one hour and that's it.
I do realize hehehe

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by Diego Sahagún » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:42 am

goldenhopper wrote:Has to be Florida! Florida is like a death sentence for anyone who loves the mountains; a geographic mistake. Hell I'd live in Texas before I lived in Florida! I find any place without so much as even a small hill deeply depressing. When I'm 90 and can no longer walk, make sure to push my wheelchair to a window with a view of some 14'ers so I can continue to at least dream about the best places on earth.

Well written golden, +1

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Re: Worst place for an SP'er to live in the America

by PAROFES » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:47 am

SJ wrote:
PAROFES wrote:If i want to reach good brazilian mountains i have to travel at least 350kms to any direction.

North and North east - Itatiaia National Park (350kms)
East - Caparaó National Park (1000kms of freeways)
South - Ibitiraquire range (400 kms)
West - Flat land, there's nothing (except far far west, Andes)

Damn!


But you have Rio a quick hop away which has solid rock climbing and amazing beaches and surf.

*although I've heard the rivalry between paulistas and portenos is legendary



Portenos? ahahahahah....People from Sao Paulo - paulistas/ People from Rio like me - Cariocas!
Not really much of a thing these days...
And yes, beautiful mountains, brazilian rock climbing meca, but, as the other ones to East, 400km away.

Cheers!

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