Dude, we aren't robots, here to respond to you like filling out a form. I heard about a politician paying people to comment on his Twitter feed, maybe you can hire some of those people to fit their replies to your mental conception of good behavior. Next time keep yer musings to yerself if you'll get bent out of shape enough to write a complaint letter to a room full of passerbys
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And BTW, the things I said about those anonymous women I saw were meant entirely as good natured compliments, if perhaps delivered with a saucy wink. Why did you have to bring up this lesbianism idea? What on earth did I say that led you to that? And you are piqued at other people missing the point? Good night nurse!