So basically I'm a gimp.
Gimp my ass.
Two open fractures (L & R) Tibs, four skull fractures, 12 closed fractures, four different pieces of shrapnel intrusions, every digit on both hands have been dislocated at least once, dislocated (L) elbow, dislocated (L) fibula with 6 hour surgery to repair and then 16 weeks with it screwed to the tib, an ASD (Open Heart) repair, over 150 sutures throughout my body, so on and so on..
No excuses Doc. Get your ass back on the rock.