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Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby Jesus Malverde » Fri May 18, 2012 4:17 pm

Ok, I admit it. I'm a sucker for women in uniform with authority (e.g., women firefighters, police, IDF/soldiers/military, park rangers, chicks with guns, etc). But I gotta admit women mountain guides top them all. I'm going to go out on limb here suggest two candidates for the sexiest American female mountain guide.

1. Lel Tone (Chugash Powder Guides - I know, it's not technically mountain climbing, but she has worked for Shasta Mountain Guides)
http://www.chugachpowderguides.com/lelbio.html

2. Mellisa Arnot (Rainier Mountaineering)

http://www.rmiguides.com/about/guides/melissa-arnot

http://blog.firstascent.com/2010/03/17/ ... is-friday/

Your nominations? Your thoughts?

Also, to be fair to the ladies, who do you think is the sexiest American male mountain guide?

I'll admit Ed viesturs is a handsome man..
http://www.everestspeakersbureau.com/images/edV01.jpg

Please... talk amongst yourselves.
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby ExcitableBoy » Fri May 18, 2012 4:47 pm

I find all women who do outdoor sports to be sexy.
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby dskoon » Fri May 18, 2012 6:48 pm

ExcitableBoy wrote:I find all women who do outdoor sports to be sexy.


amen to that!
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby Fletch » Fri May 18, 2012 7:23 pm

dskoon wrote:
ExcitableBoy wrote:I find all women who do outdoor sports to be sexy.


amen to that!

Um. No. Some, yes. But not all. Not negotiable.
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby ExcitableBoy » Fri May 18, 2012 7:59 pm

Fletch wrote:
dskoon wrote:
ExcitableBoy wrote:I find all women who do outdoor sports to be sexy.


amen to that!

Um. No. Some, yes. But not all. Not negotiable.

You can't disagree with me. I do find all women who do outdoor sports to be sexy. Maybe you find the same women not to be sexy, but still, you can't disagree with a subjective opinion. It would be like disagreeing with me that I find vanilla ice cream to be the tastiest flavor. Which I do.
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby Sierra Ledge Rat » Tue May 22, 2012 1:04 am

Outdoor chicks may be "sexy" in appearance, but they're all "coco en la cabeza."

I have no interest anymore in outdoor chicks.
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby dmiki » Tue May 22, 2012 8:10 am

Jesus Malverde wrote:Lel Tone (Chugash Powder Guides - I know, it's not technically mountain climbing, but she has worked for Shasta Mountain Guides)
http://www.chugachpowderguides.com/lelbio.html


Why are medical scissors(?) a part of her standard kit for skiing?
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby ExcitableBoy » Tue May 22, 2012 2:09 pm

dmiki wrote:
Jesus Malverde wrote:Lel Tone (Chugash Powder Guides - I know, it's not technically mountain climbing, but she has worked for Shasta Mountain Guides)
http://www.chugachpowderguides.com/lelbio.html


Why are medical scissors(?) a part of her standard kit for skiing?

I didn't follow the link but I have a pair of medical scissors in my little first aid kit I carry climbing, skiing and hiking. They have a flat side for sliding under clothes/bandages and against the skin so the skin is not at risk form being cut. While guiding I rescued two women who had fallen in a deep moat. We set up a hauling system and pulled them out. Their wet denim had to be cut off, we couldn't pull them out of their soaking wet, freezing clothes.
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby butitsadryheat » Tue May 22, 2012 11:50 pm

Sierra Ledge Rat wrote:Outdoor chicks may be "sexy" in appearance, but they're all "coco en la cabeza."

I have no interest anymore in outdoor chicks.


chocolate in the head? :wink:

I think they are crazy sometimes, but chocolate? :mrgreen:

There are some who think they are really sexy too, but in reality, they are heavier than what is considered 'sexy' bby most, and in the end, they are simply butterfaces. I can point to several :lol:, but not in this forum! :wink:
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby kamil » Wed May 23, 2012 12:13 am

In the past when I was a lot more involved in climbing than I am now, I purposefully avoided dating girls from my climbing envoronment. The reason was simple - guys and chicks from my climbing club switched teams every couple weeks or months between one another. The result was that former best mates didn't shake hands or sit at the same table in a pub because of a girl problem, years after the respective relationship was over. I ended up married with a non-climbing girl who hates this sport. Take your pick.
P.S. Luckily she's into swimming, cycling and running which I also love :D
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby Marmaduke » Wed May 23, 2012 12:33 am

Sierra Ledge Rat wrote:Outdoor chicks may be "sexy" in appearance, but they're all "coco en la cabeza."

I have no interest anymore in outdoor chicks.


Boy SLR you have some grief coming your way. The "SP Hot Chicks" will be speaking out I'm sure.
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby Damien Gildea » Wed May 23, 2012 11:05 am

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King."
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Re: Sexiest American female mountain guide?

Postby Vitaliy M. » Wed May 23, 2012 4:05 pm

Back to the subject. Mellisa Arnot, is HOT!
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