Took two years. Had to install 58 camps. Got stuck on summit for a month. Luckily I had cheese and was fine. Next time I will bring bring more cheese and a Frap-Ray blaster to take care of the green blobs begging for cheese that another climber commented on. Excellent route quality above 23rd camp.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."