I was climbing the mountain yet again. I could not come up with a reasonable answer, so I turned around and went to take a nap. I couldn't keep up with the fast bunch, and I would get cold if I paced myself with the slow bunch! I'm glad everyone enjoyed the mountain. Had the weather been a bit nicer and warmer, I might have done it again. The event was definitely a big success! Kudos to Alan for getting it started.
"Never! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!"