On a two day bike tour we had a hard start. A bit too much wine and we were already lying on the nice beach of Pag bay. When continuing, the two couples of elderly hikers started to bargain. One option was, that the other three simply sit on me, naked as they were, we make a photo, and claim to ascend Sveti Vid (that's my name). But I defended well and so we did a very nice and panoramic ascent.
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
--Peter Gibbons (Office Space)