On a two day bike tour we had a hard start. A bit too much wine and we were already lying on the nice beach of Pag bay. When continuing, the two couples of elderly hikers started to bargain. One option was, that the other three simply sit on me, naked as they were, we make a photo, and claim to ascend Sveti Vid (that's my name). But I defended well and so we did a very nice and panoramic ascent.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, which is the most horrible thing in the world."
--Oscar Wilde on Absinthe