Rock climbing is a dangerous sport
The day began with sunny skies and smiling faces. I started this 5.7 chimney feeling confident and strong. Little did we realize the horror that awaited us this fateful trip!
Evil lurks within
What is that
thing emerging from the shadows?
Faster, Frisky! Climb faster!
Hurry, Frisky! I think that thing is after you!
This is what happens when you get too cocky!
Frisky rushes past the first belay station, and reaches for this 5.10 roof move, but she falls when she tries to place her first piece. Thank God for bomber heel hooks!
Whew!
We finally make it to the safety of this cave, but we dropped a bight of the rope! Quick, pull it up before that thing grabs hold!
Oh, no!
Faster, Frisky! Pull faster!
Are we safe?
We got our rope back, but how well can Zombies can climb? I think he's still after us!
Let's hide!
Time for some impromptu caving! I untied and ducked into this passage, but Frisky says she can handle long stiff dangly things of all sizes, so she keeps the rope between her legs as she crawls into the other passage.
Help!
Oh, no! Rob Zombie got his hooks into Frisky's rope!
He's got her!
Hold on, Frisky, I'll pull you up!
Shake him loose!
Try to shake him loose, I can't hold the weight!
I am invincible!
Little did we know, Zombies always land on their feet! He is now plotting his next evil move.
Oh, no you don't!
While I fend off his fiendish attack with my fabulous boots, Frisky tries to snare him in a noose!
Take that, you creep!
No one messes with the DOA porn stars and gets away with it! He should know we are bondage experts!
Punishment
We string him from a tree and give him a good whipping! Wait, is that a smile on his face?
Well-hung
For a primordial dwarf with a severe case of sciatica, Rob Zombie is amazingly well-hung!
Bonding
Mother always says, "Group bondage is the best way to get to know new friends." Now we are going on a caving trip together! Such fun!
Tragedy!
Poor Frisky! She fell off a balcony in Balconies Cave and broke her neck! She should have tied in!
Did she fall, or was she pushed?
The cause of Frisky's "accident" is still under investigation.
Just Mom and me
Mom took me climbing, while Frisky underwent extensive plastic surgery. I tried to have a good time, but I just couldn't take my mind off what happened!
Gettin' lonely
It was a long hike home without my friends to keep me warm. I am practicing my stretches here. It's important to keep in shape!
Frisky is feeling Frisky once again!
After 14 hours of extensive plastic surgery, Frisky is ready to go home! Say good-bye to your new friend. The goat came in for an udder job.
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