View of Static Peak from American Lakes (July 11, 2004). From this perspective it appears that the summit is on the left of the long ridge. This is an optical illusion as the summit is really at the far right (west) end of the ridge.
"I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal. You know why? Whenever Marge turns on one of her 'non-violent' programs, I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for looooove."