Bum O Pad

 

Each “Bum O Pad” is carefully aged in our uncontrolled open climate environment so that musty stench of rotting foam, sweat and urine is in-permeated in your crash pad before you buy it. No need to wait up to two years to offend the people you hitch hike with.

Each rip, tear and stain has been lovingly applied by our master craftspeople over years of self abuse.

The thick padding offers the best in psychological protection and its heavy weight more than makes up for itself with the ever-present excuse “I got pumped up hauling my pad in here”.

This is the crash pad for the true boulering fanatic as it is heavy, stinky, offends everyone, is useless to prevent injury, (but in this case you know it is not going to help you), leaves the boulder field a mess and the price is right.