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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:24 am

I'm NOT watching the Superbowl, because it's anticipated to be a 12-man CIRCLE JERK -- one dude holds the ball, while Lady Gaga holds everybody's BALLS during the half-time show ...

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by norco17 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:30 am

If this hits 100 pages do we all get free T-shirt?

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Bob Sihler » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:12 am

norco17 wrote:If this hits 100 pages do we all get free T-shirt?


Yes.

Trump has told us Mexico will pay for it. ;-)
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:51 am

Nobody gives a shit about SP. Steve, you gotta be the Captain of your own ship .. depend on NO ONE.

I miss the Ottoman Empire, but like all empires, they eventually crumble and turn to dust. The writing's on the wall. Go back to your sandbox.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Matt Lemke » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:20 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
lcarreau wrote:Nobody gives a shit about SP.


post some real funny shit on these forums!


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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:28 pm

ALL OF YA -- get back in your sandbox and play with your "used" kitty litter.

It was politics and religion that killed SP, Steve. Perhaps a wall shall be built around SP's lifeless body, but it will have to be funded by you and me.

History always repeats itself, except when the Falcons beat the pants off the Patriots in just a few hours.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Jesus Malverde » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:13 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Too much negativity leads to a sudden "declension of the spirits"...

Hey, what's with all these Negative Waves?
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Marmaduke » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:13 pm

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:....the power of Trump compelled him.....


........the power of Trump compelled him............



........the power of Trump compelled him...................



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Don't be stupid here, for crying outloud! Really!?!? Trump :roll:

It was obvious, this was a just a great game!!

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And at halftime Belichek received a phone call from Putin! "It's been taken care of sir", is I what I think BuzzFeed reported.

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:53 am

Marmaduke wrote:And at halftime Belichek received a phone call from Putin! "It's been taken care of sir", is I what I think BuzzFeed reported.


That was fake news :!: Putin was just Putin you on :!: Actually, Steve, Charles, and Toxo received a call from Lady Gaga @ halftime ... .... .....

C'mon Steve, get your game on ... :lol: .....

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Tue Feb 07, 2017 1:45 am

Oh for crying out loud, I know what's wrong with SP ...........

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...... we need MORE female Astronauts posting .....pay attention, Steve .......

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:20 am

:lol: -- My point was ..... if Tom Brady's a God, then Gaga must be a Goddess ......................... :!:

I'm just trying to get into the mind of the average poster here on SP. Besides, everything else is just smoke 'n mirrors.

They need to get rid of "inactive" folks on SP. Inactive folks are GUILTY of not releasing enough harmful gases into the atmosphere.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:44 am

Lizards usually don't live underground. A Chuckwalla lizard will live in the cracks of rocks -- a Monitor lizard will crawl into a crevice to eat crocodile eggs.

Monitor lizard meat, particularly the tongue and liver, is eaten in parts of southern India and Malaysia as an alleged aphrodisiac ... :wink:

The reproductive organs of monitor lizards are used in black magic in parts of Pakistan .... :shock:

How about Turkish lizards -- guess only Toxo can answer that one for our ASS-tute classroom. Toxo ..... :?: I'm all ears.
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