Everyone talks about how the climbing and mountaineering in the Cascades is so great. I can't comment on it since I've been here for a few years and can't find ANYONE else who goes out and does anything more than cruise groomers or pull plastic at the gym. I feel duped.

All of us REAL climbers have grown balls that are too big for us to climb anymore.

I'll be happy to have a beer with you, and tell you about my adventures that I did before my balls got too big.

Yeah, I'm with SLR on this. My balls are so big they orbit each other. And that's why I'm so sick and twisted.