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by Alpinist » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:14 pm

truchas wrote:Why doesn't Tiger just take the 20 million hit, get a divorce, then bang all the big titted whores he can find?

Tiger stands to lose a lot more than $20M from the loss of endorsements if he can't find a way to salvage his squeaky clean reputation. I'm sure he's hired a damage control expert by now who has likely told him that his wife's forgiveness would help his public image and perception. (Whatever happened must not have been that bad if his wife forgives him...)

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by Charles » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:17 pm

But at the end of the day, is it interesting. If he was just some chap down the street, would it be worth all the publicity?

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by Ejnar Fjerdingstad » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:22 pm

charles wrote:But at the end of the day, is it interesting. If he was just some chap down the street, would it be worth all the publicity?


No, that comes with the money! :wink:

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Re: Tiger slams at least 7 bitches - counting

by Big Benn » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:29 pm

truchas wrote: His wife was extremely hot, but maybe he got tired of her since she's from Scandinavia.

I have taken it upon myself to do small amount of editing re the above, so as to bring out more clearly the specific issue I now wish to address. I did consider leaving the original post intact and highlighting the sentence that to me is the crux of the thing. But I felt that this would lead to an unnecessarily long winded and therefore less easy to understand reply. So I went for the edit instead. I will check though once I have made this post and then decide if I have taken the right course of action, or whether use of bold could have been better. I don't think editing the post and using bold would have added anything to this. I could of course ask truchas who made the original post what his preferred option is, we do live in a democratic society after all. But by the time he reads this he would have first been standing in the corner and then having to try and eat British food, (yuk!), so I doubt he will be in the right frame of mind to give a coherent answer.


Truchas!

That is not a nice thing to say at all.

Go stand in the corner.

When you are allowed to come out of there you are going to be fed British food for a whole WEEK.

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by Big Benn » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:31 pm

On reflection being forced to eat British food for a whole week is most certainly a "cruel and unusual" punishment.

Commuted to three meals of British food, to be eaten over an elapsed time of one month. That will give truchas plenty of time to fill up on raw steak and hamburgers in between.

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by Big Benn » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:33 pm

charles wrote:But at the end of the day, is it interesting. If he was just some chap down the street, would it be worth all the publicity?


Sod the publicity, I'm down the street and could just fancy one of those bints right now. :D

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by Mike Zastoupil » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:07 pm

It looks like Nike may have a new marketing campaign for it's golf balls, it will not be about how far you can hit them but durability.

10 different holes and still ready to play.........

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by Buz Groshong » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:10 pm

Bob Sihler wrote:
Hotoven wrote:Yeah, his wife is hot stuff, why should he mess around?


Man + hot woman who is willing to fuck him = spike in cigarette usage

It has nothing to do with money or how hot the wife is; most men are weak when it comes to this. Most of us are lucky never to get tested that way.


Actually, I think most of us get tested, since one survey claimed that 60 percent of men that were married more than some length of time (don't remember the exact number of years) were unfaithful. Same survey claimed a 50 percent rate for married women, so apparently they are about as weak. No matter what we have, we always want more. Some of us resist temptation, some don't, some try to and fail.

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by Big Benn » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:46 pm

truchas wrote:Maybe after Tiger bangs his bints, he smokes some blunts. :lol:

Bryan, quit teeching me those silly English words!

Did you mean "teaching"? :wink:

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by Hotoven » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:12 pm

truchas wrote:So how many women does Tiger have to bang before we can label him a slut?


Good question, I think that since he hit them all while married the number of woman resulting in the dubbing of the name "slut" should be low.

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