by tigerlilly » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:30 am
by Dan Leonhard » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:59 pm
by CheesySciFi » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:35 pm
tigerlilly wrote:Can you believe they haven't plowed the streets next to us? (not even once) For some reason my street got plowed, but not the surrounding side streets. How long has it been?! Let's see....it's Monday night....the storm started on Saturday.... (*&^%$#@!)
by tigerlilly » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:43 pm
by tigerlilly » Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:49 pm
by lcarreau » Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:48 pm
by Bob Sihler » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:52 am
lcarreau wrote:Well, well, well !
Me thinks this deserves a SNOW PLOW joke :
[One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time ???]
by Brad Snider » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:21 pm
Bob Sihler wrote:lcarreau wrote:Well, well, well !
Me thinks this deserves a SNOW PLOW joke :
[One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time ???]
My wife is a blonde, and if she could read that, she'd think she should be offended.
by Bob Sihler » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:15 pm
Brad Snider wrote:Now we've got more snow on the way. Don't think D.C. knows how to handle this...
by Buz Groshong » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:52 pm
Bob Sihler wrote:Brad Snider wrote:Now we've got more snow on the way. Don't think D.C. knows how to handle this...
You know perfectly well most folks here can't Brad. I live by the base of a hill that's pretty steep as neighborhood streets go, and while I was digging out the mailbox yesterday, I watched person after person, including some with four-wheel-drive, get stuck on the hill. I dug one lady out and she had the good sense to turn around, but when I saw the other people just keep trying after someone else dug them out, I decided I wasn't helping anyone else and would settle for the amusement factor. There was one clown who had gotten stuck there only the day before only to come back and get stuck again yesterday. Talk about someone who doesn't get it...
I could make a small fortune, though, if I spent the day at the hill with a shovel and charged $20 per rescue.
by Brad Snider » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:18 pm
Bob Sihler wrote:Brad Snider wrote:I could make a small fortune, though, if I spent the day at the hill with a shovel and charged $20 per rescue.
by BobSmith » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:52 pm
by tigerlilly » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:02 pm
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