So, two hunters from New Mexico were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT"
...so they went home.
A different two New Mexican guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to
the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!"
The other asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?"
The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow!"
The other guy says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"