FortMental wrote:I fucking hate Ari-fucking-Zona.
I sense that you are holding back. Don't keep your anger inside, it will eat you up. As they say in AZ, por amor viviremos.
by MoapaPk » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:14 pm
FortMental wrote:I fucking hate Ari-fucking-Zona.
by Andinistaloco » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:38 pm
FortMental wrote:I fucking hate Ari-fucking-Zona. The only dumb-shit state with a Z in it. Other than Missouri. The worse thing about living in New Mexico is being sandwiched between the dickheads in A frikkin' Zee and the ass-tards in Tee fucking Ex. Arizona is the only state that makes Texas look like a state populated by physically fit caring honor students.
Who the fuck lives in a state where cold tap water comes out of the faucet warmer than fresh piss? Who can live in state where the only ski area makes snow out of raw sewage? And what the fuck is an Arizona Cardinal, anyway? There'a a bird that hasn't been seen in Arizona in, what, 165,000 years? If ever! And who the fuck ever thought up Evan Mecham? And then elected him governor?
You know....that's why God created the Colorado Plateau: to flush Arizona into the Mexican piss pot otherwise known as El Golfo De California. He just didn't think it would take so long....
THAT is what sucks about Arizona.
by Andinistaloco » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:27 am
FortMental wrote:At a SP gathering, I overheard these three guys talking about how stupid their wives were. One guys, from California, says, "My wife is so stupid that she filled the fridge with meat she bought because it was on sale. And we're all frikkin' vegetarians!"
That's nothing, said the SPer from Texas. "Last month, my old lady filled the back of the pickup truck with free books....and she can't even read!"
"You guys are lucky", said the SPer from Arizona. My wife is so stupid that when she went to a convention in Albuquerque, she filled her suitcase with condoms! And she ain't even got no dick."
by Andinistaloco » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:30 am
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by lcarreau » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:34 am
by Andinistaloco » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:02 am
lcarreau wrote:
# Hunting camels is prohibited.
by MoapaPk » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:23 am
FortMental wrote:HEY!! Where'd my buddy Eloy go?
by lcarreau » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:33 am
Andinistaloco wrote:lcarreau wrote:
# Hunting camels is prohibited.
Well, shit, I'm glad you told me that. There was a huge herd of camels just north of my house this morning, and I REALLY wanted to shoot one. Now I'm very glad I refrained. Is this a felony, or a misdemeanor?
by Bob Sihler » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:50 am
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