Arthur Digbee wrote:

lcarreau wrote:And.. when I fart, it goes "BOOM BOOM!" Yep, kinda like a freakin' cannon going off.

TMI, you old fart. You're going to level up to "curmudgeon" status if you're not careful.

Speaking of the Old Curmudgeon...mighty tasty I might add!

http://www.foundersbrewing.com/the-lineup/curmudgeon-old-ale

(Sorry, just had to post it...but Larry and Art baited me into it! )

Man, I was just roused out of bed to see about all this commotion..

I bet the "backwoods bastard" is mighty tasty.

"Well, then, I'll just swallow this and be tortured by a legion of hobgoblins, all of my own creation! It's all HUMBUG, I tell you.. HUMBUG!