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Westcliffe Willie

Male, 89 years old

Westcliffe, Colorado, United States

Power = 65 (Vote Weight = 72.52%)

Occupation: Mayor of Westcliffe & Nude model

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Disclaimer I have been deemed borderline delusional, so... all or part of the following information on this page might not be entirely factual.

I guess, borderline delusional would kinda be like riding "It's a small world" at Disneyland continually for 24 hours a day. With that said, is there anyone else out there besides myself, who believes the ride attendants should hand out a 12 gauge shot gun and a box of double odd for everyone upon entering the ride?

A few words about me.

I began my career about 1970 as a comedian. Some of you might remember, "The Unknown Comic".

With an illustrious career under my belt, I continued successfully for more than 15 years. That is...until the advent of Walmart.

You see, my act required a large supply of paper bags. As I am a substantial drooler.

Once Walmart became one of the largest retailers in the country, they began to offer both paper and plastic bags. A short period of time later, just plastic bags were offered.

Needless to say, after almost asphyxiating myself twice on stage because of the plastic bags; for health reasons, I was abrubtly put out of business.

I currently have a lawsuit pending with Walmart.

I took the next two years working intently to come up with a new act, in which I did. I became "Carrot Top". some of you might remember me.

My popularity shot to the top again. I was showing in all the major hotels in Las Vegas and around the world. This went on for about 15 years, until.............. I lost my hair.

Now, I'm an unemployed actor doing an occasional cameo in some B rated films.

My favorite actor/actress is Nicole Kidman.

Would you go see a show called, "Bald Carrot"?

Now, for some more serious business!

I make a lot of fun of rednecks and hunters in my posts. I thought I should clarify things, so people wouldn't misconstrue or misjudge me.
I love rednecks. They are the salt of the earth and some of the kindest people on the planet. I "truly" hope to be one when I grow up. Ok.... if I ever grow up.
Hunters: There are two kinds. Your standard hunter and your truckbed hunter. I have all the respect in the world for the "standard" hunter. Hunt on you who manage our ecosystem.
The hunters I make fun of are the ones who had me in their sites a couple of times on the trail last year. The ones who sit in the back of a pickup truck or ride their atvs down the dirt roads firing at everything that moves and swigging beer for every shot they take. Boo on you.........

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