altitude - ZERO, DUI - POSITIVE
Male, 40 years old
Bandit Country - South Armagh, Ulster, Ireland
Power = 14 (Vote Weight = 45.85%)
Occupation: Engineer - Hell hath no fury like a programmer after a few hours of trying to find a bug
A Few Words: Choose Life.
Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
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Member Since Sep 8, 2002, Last Active: Oct 6, 2016
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