yatsek - Aug 30, 2010 7:21 pm - Voted 10/10
Please leave it to meThere are at least four good reasons:
1 I won't be able to climb anything harder
2 I can't carry anything heavy
3 I have hardly anything to lose
4 You haven't managed to climb all of those crags yet.
Take care,
Jacek
lcarreau - Aug 30, 2010 9:30 pm - Voted 10/10
Hey, lookin' good..TOP 10 REASONS CLIMBING IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. CHOICE OF NOVICE OR EXPERT ROUTES
9. A CLIMB CAN LAST ALL DAY
8. GUIDEBOOKS TELL YOU HOW MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU..
7. CAN PICK THE LENGTH AND DIAMETER OF YOUR ROPE
6. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BACKING YOU UP IN CASE YOU FALL OFF
5. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PROTECTION BEHIND FOR THE NEXT GUY..
4. LOTS OF TIGHT CRACKS
3. IT'S NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO WEAR A HARNESS
2. THE ONLY RUBBER YOU WEAR IS ON YOUR FEET.
1. THERE ARE STILL ROCKS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED!
lcarreau - Aug 31, 2010 11:15 pm - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..Jacek, that is not fair, but there's many things in life that are not ...
For crying out loud - My Google translator is
broken.
Can you please USE "body language" to explain
to me the combination of climbing and sex???
Thank you for your cooperation, dear Jacek!
Geez, my ancient "gypsy ancestors" (from central Europe) were wrong!
I thought this beautiful picture would have
gotten at least 30 votes!
I think everybody must be on Holiday..
lcarreau - Aug 31, 2010 11:32 pm - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..Translation:
"Two days were good, although the uncertain weather, we decide to use them up - choose something easy and fast - Bishorn. Mumin with Igim pursue his secret sex de Miranda, and we lighten up, head towards Bishorna.
Geez, I wish everybody on SP could "lighten up."
Who on Earth is Miranda? SP-member ???
"Come on down Miranda,
Your window's open wide..
Take a chance on a midnight dance,
So I can see it in your eyes.
Come on down Miranda,
No need to fix your hair.
Shake the town with the windows down,
Fly in the midnight air ..."
Liba Kopeckova - Aug 31, 2010 11:44 pm - Hasn't voted
Re: Hey, lookin' good..wow!
I would never imagine that Larry would come up with something like this! This should be published!
Liba Kopeckova - Aug 31, 2010 11:58 pm - Hasn't voted
Re: Hey, lookin' good..guys, (= Larry and Jacek), everytime I touch a rock and hold on it, it feels like making love to me... actually, much better... I trust the tock more than men :)
yatsek - Sep 1, 2010 2:51 am - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..Larry,
Don't count on me - Liba says rock's more reliable than men - keep on relying on your googlefriend. I'm afraid I can only explain that combination via Sex de Marinda or
Miranda.
Liba,
Sorry to have to say this, but you sound very sexist :) Rock and wood are equally good.
Liba Kopeckova - Sep 1, 2010 8:50 am - Hasn't voted
Re: Hey, lookin' good..wow Jacek,
Where did you get your very sexiest article?
yatsek - Sep 1, 2010 3:02 pm - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..It's easy, Liba, you just type "sexiest" you know - I bet Larry can confirm that.;)
lcarreau - Sep 2, 2010 7:54 pm - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..No comments.
I love Nature more than I love people, but I'm under the presumption (Doctor Livingston, I presume..) that sex is very sloppy, yet somehow necessary.
: ))
Liba Kopeckova - Sep 2, 2010 9:36 pm - Hasn't voted
Re: Hey, lookin' good..hm... no comment... don't want to shock anybody with my opinions...
lcarreau - Sep 2, 2010 11:01 pm - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..If any of my comments shock you, then I
bestow upon you my deepest sympathy.
Is Colorado getting cold yet?
Liba Kopeckova - Sep 3, 2010 9:01 am - Hasn't voted
Re: Hey, lookin' good..Oh yeah - i forgot that Larry is a part Czech.
yatsek - Sep 3, 2010 9:40 am - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..How about Lukas? You mean Moravians are not Czech?
lcarreau - Sep 3, 2010 11:28 am - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..Most beer-drinkers are Czech, but not all Czech are beer drinkers.
But, what does that got to do with climbing in Colorado ???
Have a nice weekend, friends..
(Did I tell you the other part of me is Polish? Ha, ha...)
yatsek - Sep 3, 2010 3:31 pm - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..Sorry, Larry, I should've said "sexiest" but I just wanted your vote.;)
HAGW
lcarreau - Sep 3, 2010 11:20 pm - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..Thanks, Jacek..
You have a good wank, too! Ha, ha ...
Is this conversation over yet? ?
yatsek - Sep 4, 2010 2:49 am - Voted 10/10
Re: Hey, lookin' good..But I meant global warming, Larry. As to the other things, it looks like Lucky Liba has gone kissing CO rocks again, and what's the use of a conversation if no pretty climber's listening?
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