Here's a different California yarn. Not one of my own, but...

Here's a little story about someone that you know,
He was a right famous fella by the name of Russell Crowe
I was workin' at a pub and he was smokin at the bar
and that's a crime as you all know in Cal-if-orn-i-a.

So I sidled up the rail, right to where he stood
Said, sorry Mr. Crowe as nicely as I could
You'll have to put that out now throw it on the floor
And if you don't I'll have to kick you out...show you to the door.

He squared right up to me somewhat in surprise
Then he narrowed up his gaze shot me daggers with his eyes.
"If you think you're man enough, go ahead" he said
I was scared for me live so I docked him in the head.

The closest I've come to ending up dead
Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe,The Gladiator, in the head.

He lifted up his hands, put them to his nose
Blood was running through his fingers dripping on his clothes.
His bodyguards ran up, "get him!" shouted Crowe.
"Run!", cried Chucky, "run! and don't stop until you get to Mexico!"

The closest I've come to ending up dead
Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe,The Gladiator, in the head.

The closest I've come to being dead
Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe,The Gladiator, in the head.

You can't hit me I'm the Cinderella Man.
I'm the Master and Commander, I'm Australian.
You can't hit me, don't you know I'm dangerous.
I am the outlaw Ben Wade...I AM MAXIMUS!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xtVipOjTEE[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xtVipOjTEE

All that bullshit aside, the bottom line remains:

Some American citizens have what it takes to stand against corruption, others don't, the cowardly faggot bitches and fucking rat vermin.

That spray about these badge-sportin' greaseballs and their scrub queer protectors??? I backhanded the cocksuckers hard in their own rigged courtrooms, multiple fucking times, jury tampering & robed sodomite activist judges be damned.

FELT GOOD, TOO, BITCHSLAPPIN' THOSE CRIMINAL FUCKING SCUM O' THE EARTH...

And it only cost a fake felony rap, go figure... has to be the deal of the century, AYE???

As for foreign fucktards, they have no clue anyway about what's going on here, but maybe they can Google "Henry Makow"---the only foreign tard with half a clue, just swap out the whole "Devil-worshipping Illuminati" number with "rich elitist tards and their bootlicking political & bureaucratic lackeys" and it ALL MAKES SENSE, LOL.

Enough said, I'm back to my favorite website, if you're gonna blindly post up videos in this thread, howzabout some Pistols or DK, yeah??? "BELSEN WAS A GAS" or "BELSEN VOSA GASSA" for starters, even though Belsen technically had no gassing stations. DK's "POLICE TRUCK" still stands as a classic, suits these slimy badge-sportin' greaseballs to a T, no doubt.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c5G9dt4WX0[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c5G9dt4WX0

T'was up in the Bluestack mountains, Darcy kept a bit of a still
We were sneaking home a bottle, when the guards came up the hill
"Lose the booze"Lose the booze" cried Darcy and before we could reply,
He'd dumped it in the nosebag of his donkey standing by.
The donkey had a gangly leg, and only one good eye.
When he got a lick of the whiskey, he'd swear that he could fly
He rocketed through the roundabout, and down by Jamesie's bar,
Then he vaulted through the hedges at the track at Ballintra

Here's to you, to me and one and all
To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall
Here's to you, to me and one and all
The day that Darcy's drunken donkey won the race at Donegal

The garda chased the donkey, and we followed in pursuit,
For fear they'd spill the whiskey, we begged them not to shoot
We barreled through the turnstiles, we got there just in time,
To place our bets before the lot of 'em reached the starting line.
The flag was up, the race was on, the donkey looked behind
He saw the guards were after him but sure he didn't mind
He had himself another sip, and a second one as well,
Then bucked and kicked and knocked the competition all to hell.

Here's to you, to me and one and all
To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall
Here's to you, to me and one and all
The day that Darcy's drunken donkey won the race at Donegal

The donkey passed the post about a lap or two ahead
He finished off the whiskey, then toppled over dead
We went to check the bets and found when everything was done
The garda came in second and paid 35 to one!
So we dragged the donkey's carcass down to Jamesie's for a pint
To drink up all our winnings, and to celebrate the night
We missed the poor old donkey, but still we had to laugh
When Jamesie made a trophy of the donkey's better half

So raise a beer in the air, to the famous derriere
Everybody raise a glass to Darcy's ass! Darcy's ass!
Everybody raise a glass to Darcy's ass! Darcy's ass!

Here's to you, to me and one and all
To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall
Here's to you, to me and one and all
The day that Darcy's drunken donkey won the race at Donegal

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVzY69iZxlo[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVzY69iZxlo

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsS0cvTxU-8[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsS0cvTxU-8

It wouldn't surprise me. Gotta end a dry spell somehow.
The Sierra is finally getting a good dumping. It's the latest autumn/winter frost I can recall in my parts (still waiting), so that and the blizzard will probably obscure visions like these in California:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WBqX7MSqWw[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WBqX7MSqWw

Hey, Magic, ya changed your avatar, 'bout fucking time, LOL... I had a blast for Christmas, still havin' a blast watching football (NFL action, not soccer) and macking gourmet grinds, AYE??? This ice-cold beer doesn't exactly suck either, and I'm thinking rum & eggnogs later, but I gotta stay my hand, or I will never last the day, LOL. "A Very Merry Belated Christmas & Happy New Year!!!" to all technical rock climbers, ice climbers, mountaineers, etc., etc., at this site... all except friggin' Darwin Failures, lying greaseball cops, robed sodomite activist judges, slimy scumbag politicians bought and sold by corporate slavemasters like so many ear-tagged cattle, yadda, yadda, yadda. In a perfect world, they'd all be shot on sight or hung with piano wire, LOL. No worries, the ridiculous Internet will eventually work against them and be their downfall, 10-4??? Meh, I'm back to football and the other site, I'm outta here, color me gone, ADIOS, PINCHE JOTOS!!!

Here's a belated Christmas present for ya... a classic C/L post that should be mandatory reading for all American citizens, taxpayers & true patriots, not the Tea Party fools but REAL PATRIOTS, willing to stand against evil and corruption, 10-4??? Here it is, you American climbers pass it on and share it with other folks:

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/4826868654.html

THE INTERNET IS THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THESE CRIMINAL SCUM O' THE EARTH, THE SCUM WHO ROUTINELY PROTECT THEM, AND THE CORPORATE SLAVEMASTERS WHO CALL THE SHOTS, AYE?!?!?!?!?

SHARE THIS POST AND SPREAD THE WORD, AND LET'S GET THIS SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION PARTY STARTED... IT'S LONG OVERDUE, 10-4???

Why should the black kids have all the fun? Smacks of discrimination to me, 10-4??? LOL. Watching the Playoffs on Wild Card Weekend... have a good one, aye? Go to the other site where I hang out to see some primo shots of San Diego Bay & the Auto Show, shots I'll post sometime next week. Adios.

Hey, Magic Johnson, I believe it's time to swap out yer avatar... long overdue, I reckon. Was that Colonel Sanders shot just for me??? LOL... dude needs to work on his culinary angle, "10-DASH-FO'?!?"

Cue the modified Clash tune...

"Breakin' rocks in the... hot sun... I fought the law and... the badge-sportin' greaseballs won... after falsifying reports and lying under oath, LOL..."

Along with the corrupt scrub Darwin Failure D.A. and her gay little strap-on robed sodomite pocket judges... PFFFFFFT.

You going on the lam, Magic? Maybe you should live up to yer moniker and vanish without a trace... like David Copperfield or whoever. If you're already cuffed, make like Houdini and escape. When you show up in the Socialist Republik of Kalifornia, just tell that turkey-necked scrub Brown that your name is Jose Jimenez and you were born in Tijuana... that way, you'll be directed to the nearest DMV to pick up your new driver's license, directed to the nearest welfare office to pick up some "free money" in monthly installments, and directed to the nearest college or university to complete your education on the taxpayer's dime, 10-4???

Went to see "AMERICAN SNIPER" the other day, which is a radical movie on the giant screen in IMAX, and I saw a trailer for that new Ron Howard flick "IN THE HEART OF THE SEA"---the CG whale is pretty gnarly, kinda like a cross between an angry Russian weightlifting gal and a fat chick with a bad attitude, LOL. I probably wouldn't stand much chance aboard "The Fish" if a whale that size attacked the boat... I'd sooner take my chances with a 2-ton Great White offshore, LOL. You can Google that trailer too, just enter the film title and add "trailer" to see the clip.

Well, guess I'll grab another beer and go cause trouble at another site, I woke early and can't get back to sleep... meh, no big deal, all I'll be doing later is detailing the car, painting the wheels again since I recently bought new tires, and prepping "The Fish" for her yearly overhaul. She needs paint to bring her up to speed, all that cartopping abuse tends to beat her to death like Dahmer in prison, AYE??? You ever find yourself locked up in Cali, don't eat the "baloney" sandwiches, I swear upon a stack of old ROCK & ICE magazines that they make that mystery meat outta dead inmates, 10??? Time for another cold one, I'm outta here, color me gone, ADIOS!!!

Yo, Dickweed, here's a clue for ya... a link to an AWESOME SITE with heller flight video, and I mean SERIOUS FLIGHT VIDEO, LOL. This is what I like about the Internet, some person in a wheelchair can view this video footage and LIVE THE DREAM, LOL. Meh, here goes:



This flight video is SO GOOD that I just can't help SHOTGUNNING THE SHIT OUT THERE, AYE??? LOL... the killer island shots and mountain shots are the BOMB, no doubt about it, and if the pilots got any CLOSER, they could zero in on those hardcore crags and catch the climbers in action, AYE???

Another clue, this time with old school aviation, the restored planes here are truly amazing... I flew with Addison in that old Stearman Sr. Speedmail number, the dark blue fuselage with the colored wings, and it was the best flight of my life. Thing only did about 140 knots, but that's fast enough in a friggin' kite, LOL. Addison is without a doubt the best natural pilot I have ever seen or met, dude can fly like nobody's business, and his family has really done a lot to bring aviation history back to life. The restoration photos of the Boeing 40C are incredible, they give one an idea of just how many thousands of man-hours go into such a project... and that bad girl flies today, LOL. The other planes and photos don't exactly suck either, I like that home page shot of the Statue of Liberty. Anyway, here's the site:

www.pembertonandsons.com

When you see the little cartoon biplane waggling its wings, ya know you're in the right place. To see how the other half lives, check out the seaplane shots with the docks along the river... the only way to commute, I reckon.

Here's the link to the earlier Wingnut film:



Round about minute 9:30, there are some primo formation flying shots... you'll know you're in the right place when ya hear the good ol' redneck tune on the soundtrack, LOL.

I'm off to whack some weeds like a friggin' mob hit, got a brand-spanking-new weed whacker from the Depot, along with three extra spools of weed whip, so it's time to knock these weeds down to manageable proportions.

Surf was big a while ago, but it died down... I used to surf my Laser off the Point, just on peeling breaks with broad shoulders, no barrel action, LOL. Lots of fun, and that planing Laser hull is perfect for surfing such waves. Today, I'll be surfing the ATM and the grocery store shelves and reefers, looking for choice ingredients for homemade deep-dish pizza... I have this newfangled infrared oven that works like gangbusters, and I can make pizza with it, 10-4??? I'm gonna make a better pizza than any shithouse restaurant can make, LOL. Probably need a Bobcat to lift pieces onto my plate... and every slice will easily feed an Ethiopian village for a YEAR. We don't f#c% around when it comes to gourmet grinds, mate, that I guarantee. Well, I'm off to handle some business, then resupply with food and beer... in case you haven't figured it out yet, beer is an endangered species here at the ol' hacienda, gotta have SOME KINDA FUN in this seaside Third World Ghet-to, AYE??? LOL. I'm outta here, color me gone, ADIOS!!!

Wouldn't be shopping there in the first place... and I'm not that old, LOL. In fact, judging by the physical appearance of those in my so-called peer group, I reckon I'm WAY ahead of the curve when it comes to aging. Then again, I've been clued into enzyme nutrition for DECADES, and that makes a difference. For instance, I'll be making like a field hand here shortly and stripping the Valencia oranges off our tree, so I can make primo fresh O.J., the kind bursting with enzymes. I do a lot of custom salads too, using fresh raw foods. Even that STYLIN' deep-dish pizza I made yesterday in my new infrared oven was chockablock with fresh veggies, though I'm not certain yet whether the infrared rays negatively affect enzymes, LOL. I don't care, that pizza was incredible, and one's health is determined by 90% of the foods one eats, which leaves a 10% margin for error, in the form of pizza, fast food, fat pills, etc., etc. Meh, no worries, my 150' tapeworm can handle ANYTHING... some of these morbidly obese Americans I see here "in country" could probably use a tapeworm or two, or five, or a dozen, LOL. No wonder they all drive those ridiculous oversized SUVs---they need 'em just to cart their fat asses around, 10-4??? Put 'em to walking up the Washington Monument in D.C., and every last one would die of a heart attack before making it halfway, yeah? I occasionally wonder how these fat-backed Americans are viewed by foreigners: some o' those Third World tards probably look at obese Americans and think, "DAMN, THAT FAT BASTARD THERE COULD FEED MY VILLAGE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR..." Time to bust out the secret sauce and kindle the fire, LOL. Make jerky outta those fat-assed Americans and have enough food to feed starving Third World children round the globe. Be like that shrimp line from "FORREST GUMP"---only lose the "shrimp" and substitute "morbidly-obese Americans." You know, "Morbidly-obese American gumbo..." LOL. Damn. Time for me to log off and spend some quality time with my three cats, Sage, Dixie & Wingnut... Sage & Little Wing are the two coolest climbing cats ever, just amazing when it comes to leaping & climbing. Especially Wingnut, he's half Bengal, and his wild ancestors were clearly arboreal... Little Wing rockets up trees like nobody's business, he's totally comfortable at height, runs around on our roof at all hours like a madman, 10??? Right now, he's kicking it with me on the rack in my room... like Sage & Dixie, he's a bloody mattress hog.