I have nieces that age, and I can't help feeling like a perv if I check out women that young... my women gotta have some mileage on 'em, look like forty miles of bad road with wrinkles, missing teeth, straggly gray hair, the whole nine yards, LOL. Actually, there are a couple of "older women" in this neighborhood who look better than many gals half their age, it's all in how they take care of themselves, I reckon. And who gives a shit if someone calls ya a porch monkey??? As long as they don't call ya late for dinner, that's all that really matters. Beautiful day here, I'll spend it painting that fender panel and the boat, it would be a good day to sail though, no doubt. Hey, our green parrots are back, you can read about 'em at the other site, in that kitten thread... you should've seen Little Wing leap up and tear outside when he first heard 'em, he has never heard them before in his short life o' roughly nine months, you understand. Must be that wild Bengal streak in him, I think his wild ancestors must have preyed upon birds back in the day, you can tell "The Wingster" is descended from arboreal cats, the way he rockets up trees, fences, the ol' shotgun shack carport posts, etc., etc. Wingnut is the baddest climbing cat I've ever seen, I'm a little worried that he might climb the wooden utility pole out front, just to try and get at the parrots, then fry himself on the high-voltage lines.
Overhead wires, you understand, this burg is too cheap to go with underground electrical, AYE??? The slimy little ethnic rat turd mayor and his cronies are too busy shoveling funds into their own accounts, I reckon... that fat greasy little criminal-cop-protecting maggot. Unlocal fucking kook too, complete scumbag already caught in questionable practices, funneling money into the corrupt school district so his greaseball pals can rake millions, those fucking criminal scum o' the earth. What do taxpayers get in return??? Shoddy-assed construction and substandard administration, that's what... criminal cocksuckers all ought to be behind bars, the fucking scum. That one kook principal, also unlocal, got up and lied under oath in the latest round of false charges, the faggot-ass cops talked the kook into doing this because the kook didn't know of the LONG DOCUMENTED HISTORY behind my case(s). Scumbag is sweatin' now, I reckon, with details of my long ordeal being shotgunned to media nation-fucking-wide, then CC'd to niggers like Holder in the so-called "Justice Department"---PFFFFFT. Whole town knows about this lying shitbag now as well, my friends who ran the surf shop for so long are seeing to that, LOL. Not a good idea to piss off old school locals in this town, because the world's gonna hear about it one way or another.
Hey, I even primed the Zahau attorneys with beta on these lying faggot-ass greaseball cops, the criminal scum o' the earth... same scumbags who said the Zahau bitch hung herself on the beach here in my home town. You probably heard about that fiasco, yeah??? It made global headlines, and it ain't over yet... naturally, I'll do everything in my power to see these corrupt scumbag cops dragged into the harsh light of exposure, along with the slimy criminal perv scumbucket D.A. who routinely protects the trash, that fugly friggin' strap-on Darwin Failure. You can Google "Zahau" to see what I mean, just one criminal fiasco out of many created by this scrub queer D.A. and the lying faggot-ass greaseball cops. One fine day, I'll see that slimy and evil criminal perv scumbucket taken the fuck down... think of it as my contribution to mankind, AYE?!? With any luck, the criminal queer scumbucket will get assassinated first, I know a shitload of other citizens can't stand that nasty homo shitbag. Fucking queer trash, I hate all queers now after my decade-long ordeal with that perv scumbucket and her rounds of false charges.
Ironically, I never used to give a shit whether some faggot turd was gay, separate reality and all, nothing to do with my life, etc., etc. Now I shit all over faggot scum every chance I get, loudly and in public, dude... thought I fucking WOULDN'T?!? Piss on the faggot trash and Epic Friggin' Darwin Failures, they can't crawl off and die of AIDS fast enough. In a perfect world, they'd all be shot on sight, same as with these lying greaseball cops, robed sodomite pocket judges, slimy scumbag politicos who never do anything about the situation, ALL THOSE CRIMINAL FUCKING SCUM O' THE EARTH. I'm related by marriage and blood to the Boone Family, as in Daniel Boone, and my law-abiding family has a long and honorable history of military service to this country... I personally served in the Infantry (USA INF), so I'm not impressed by report-falsifying and perjurious faggot-ass greaseball cops, those badge-sportin' scum. Fifty years on this planet with no record to speak of, and suddenly I'm a "felon" for a crime I never committed, courtesy of lying scum with badges and the scrub queer D.A. who routinely protects them, not to mention the robed sodomite pocket judges in those rigged courtrooms... PFFFFFT. Like I said, PISS ON THE FAGGOT TRASH, I'LL SEE 'EM GO DOWN YET, BECAUSE I'M A GOOD HATER WHEN IT COMES TO CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE THESE PIECES O' WORK, 10-4??? Enough ranting for now, LOL, those faggots can't ruin my day today, or any other day, and I'll do more media damage to those criminal scum than they ever did to me, I guaran-fuckin'-tee it. Thank God for the Internet, AYE??? LOL. Time to crack a cold one and get prepped for boat work, I'm outta here, color me gone, ADIOS, HAND!!! Make sure that gal is legal before you do anything, no need to add statutory rape charges to whatever else ya got going on down there, 10??? My legal counsel for the day, and it didn't even cost ya one thin dime, LOL.