SP truly is dead...

by **lcarreau** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:35 pm

^^^^ In order to accomplish this magnanimous feat, we need "Toxo" to return to SP's glorious forum pages.

... I'm hoping the dreaded Illuminati didn't take advantage of her, and turn her into a loyal follower of Beelzebub ... but, I've seen stranger things happen.

by **lcarreau** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:11 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Hey why the hell is this goddamn thread slowly dropping down the page???

Actually, THIS "deity" is responsible -- it's name is Beelzebub, otherwise known as "King of the Bottomless Pit" or the "Lawless One."

The page is sinking, ever sinking to an untimely death we cannot fathom -- where souls are forever lost .... did I say forever ?

by **phydeux** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:34 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Hey why the hell is this goddamn thread slowly dropping down the page???

Newsflash! This thread is JUST GETTING STARTED...it's had about 5100 views, but after about 500,000 VIEWS it should be HALF WAY DONE!!!

Do you simpletons understand this?

Another thing...I don't like it when beginners clog up this General Forum with a bunch of stupid noob questions...

Here's some friendly advice to beginners:

DON'T ASK A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKING IGNORANT QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!

Don't get on yer computer and ask a bunch of random Internet dipshits for "expert advice" when said random dipshits may not know SHIT about ANYTHING

In fact, if you ASK ME for advice I will purposely give you SHIT ADVICE to try to get YOU KILLED...and if you survive you will "thank me" for giving you the most VALUABLE lesson of your life...

Now let's focus again on that bastard....JASON H

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OK . . . why is the sky bluer at 20,000 feet than it is at sea level? IS it due to those new blue-hued LED lightbulbs we're now forced to buy here in California that are actually darkening the color of the daytime sky, or did the master race that controls us just put a fresh coat of blue paint on the sphere we're contained under?

by **Jesus Malverde** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:49 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Let's think big & dare to dream!

Hey, how about others posting more mindless crap over in Ethics, Spray and Slander?
ethics-spray-and-slander.html
It feels like a one-man circle jerk over there at times.. Would love some company.

by **lcarreau** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:24 am

I'm NOT watching the Superbowl, because it's anticipated to be a 12-man CIRCLE JERK -- one dude holds the ball, while Lady Gaga holds everybody's BALLS during the half-time show ...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJKPMRWgTDA[/youtube]

by **norco17** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:30 am

If this hits 100 pages do we all get free T-shirt?

by **Bob Sihler** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:12 am

norco17 wrote:If this hits 100 pages do we all get free T-shirt?

Yes.

Trump has told us Mexico will pay for it. ;-)

by **lcarreau** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:51 am

Nobody gives a shit about SP. Steve, you gotta be the Captain of your own ship .. depend on NO ONE.

I miss the Ottoman Empire, but like all empires, they eventually crumble and turn to dust. The writing's on the wall. Go back to your sandbox.

by **Matt Lemke** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:20 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
lcarreau wrote:Nobody gives a shit about SP.

post some real funny shit on these forums!

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Like this?

The following user would like to thank Matt Lemke for this post
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by **lcarreau** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:28 pm

ALL OF YA -- get back in your sandbox and play with your "used" kitty litter.

It was politics and religion that killed SP, Steve. Perhaps a wall shall be built around SP's lifeless body, but it will have to be funded by you and me.

History always repeats itself, except when the Falcons beat the pants off the Patriots in just a few hours.

by **Jesus Malverde** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:13 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Too much negativity leads to a sudden "declension of the spirits"...

Hey, what's with all these Negative Waves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbEucjsNFU

The History of SummitPost, Volume V
http://www.summitpost.org/the-history-o ... e-v/931705

by **Marmaduke** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:13 pm

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:....the power of Trump compelled him.....

........the power of Trump compelled him............

........the power of Trump compelled him...................

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Don't be stupid here, for crying outloud! Really!?!? Trump :roll:

It was obvious, this was a just a great game!!

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And at halftime Belichek received a phone call from Putin! "It's been taken care of sir", is I what I think BuzzFeed reported.

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