A New Mexican and an Arizonan are drinking at the finest upscale establishment in Albuquerque when they both need to use the facilities, so they walk around back where the management has kindly dug a trench for such needs. After they're done, the New Mexican starts to wash his hands off using the hose, while the Arizonan just walsk back to the bar. The NMican says "we were always taught to wash our hands after peeing". The AZn replies "we were always taught not to pee on our hands".

2 guys from Kingman go to Nevada and knock on the door of large ranch house in the middle of the desert.

"What do you want?"

"We wanna fuck your women!"

"How much money ya got?"

The guys search their pockets and come up with 50 dollars.

"For $50, you can both go fuck yourselves."

5 minutes later the guys return...

"We fucked ourselves, now we came to pay."

Bob Burd wrote:I was in Ajo (is that just the greatest name for a town, or what?) last year

What on earth were you doing in Ajo? As far as I know it's not on the way to anywhere, except maybe Puerto Penasco.

Where the hell is "Lago?"

http://www.summitpost.org/user_page.php?user_id=42611

lcarreau wrote:Where the hell is "Lago?"
http://www.summitpost.org/user_page.php?user_id=42611

I told you, it's on the shores of Mono Lake in California.

FortMental wrote:A mother from a Tuba City trailer park.....

You know, Tuba is on the Reservation and pretty much everyone living there is Navajo. You might want to refrain from using towns that are essentially racially uniform and not white, you wouldn't want to be thought of in that way, you know. Also, being the Reservation, most everything there is BIA housing and there are no trailer parks. Plus, it's a pretty poor place and making fun of them for being poor really comes across as less funny and more mean spirited.

Now, a Trailer Park in Flagstaff, that I can get behind.

BTW, what prompted all this Arizona Hostility?

Speeding Tickets. Get with the program.

Mr Leghorn wrote:
BTW, what prompted all this Arizona Hostility?

You don't have to look very far. It was somebody from California..

http://www.summitpost.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?t=44882

Mr Leghorn wrote:

lcarreau wrote:Where the hell is "Lago?"
http://www.summitpost.org/user_page.php?user_id=42611

I told you, it's on the shores of Mono Lake in California.

Sorry, man..

Is this what you're talking about?

"As the film begins, the Stranger rides into the fictional mining town of Lago, in a setting similar to the Arizona territory. Three gun-toting men follow him into the saloon and then the barbershop, taunting and ridiculing him, but when one of them swivels him around in the barber's chair, he shoots all three of them dead."

Have to excuse me for my slowness. I had to put 2 and 2 together, and finally got FIVE.

lcarreau wrote:

Mr Leghorn wrote:

lcarreau wrote:Where the hell is "Lago?"
http://www.summitpost.org/user_page.php?user_id=42611

I told you, it's on the shores of Mono Lake in California.

Sorry, man..

Is this what you're talking about?

"As the film begins, the Stranger rides into the fictional mining town of Lago, in a setting similar to the Arizona territory. Three gun-toting men follow him into the saloon and then the barbershop, taunting and ridiculing him, but when one of them swivels him around in the barber's chair, he shoots all three of them dead."

Have to excuse me for my slowness. I had to put 2 and 2 together, and finally got FIVE.

Yup, High Plains Drifter is the reference.

Andinistaloco wrote:What on earth were you doing in Ajo? As far as I know it's not on the way to anywhere, except maybe Puerto Penasco.

It's on the road into Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, but I suspect you already know that if you know about Puerto Penasco. There is decent scenery and some peaks and good hiking in Organ Pipe.

I have even been there in the summer 3 or 4 times. They have some excellent monsoon storms in late summer, which is part of what allows all those cactus species to grow. But now that I have lived in a hot place for 10 years, I save any Organ Pipe trips for non-summer months.

I saw my one-and-only in-the-wild gila monster in Organ Pipe, in May 2001 I think.

Mount Ajo is on the DPS list.

Hey Day Hiker, that rock formation looks a lot like one in Kodachrome Basin. I see the picture is hosted at members.cox.net-- oh the irony. Maybe I should change my screen resolution... but that picture is currently burying a lot of text on my monitor.

MoapaPk wrote:Hey Day Hiker, that rock formation looks a lot like one in Kodachrome Basin. I see the picture is hosted at members.cox.net-- oh the irony.

I always thought the company name "Cox" is rather silly. Interesting that you can say "Cox" on the radio, but you can't say "cocks."

The image is of a rock feature on the Primitive Loop hike in Arches National Park.

MoapaPk wrote:Maybe I should change my screen resolution... but that picture is currently burying a lot of text on my monitor.

I will have to fix that. If it's doing that to you, it's doing it to others. Before I sized the image, I even checked the width of the margin to make sure it would fit. I did not realize the margin width would vary between users.

They probably should blow that up, put a drape over it, or put it off limits or something. Can't have the school kiddies hating nature or similar. Ashcroft, Arches needs you now!

Actually, it's part of a rock fin and rather non-phallic in appearance from virtually any direction. But leave it up to Day Hiker to find the one exact point in 3-D space from which it looks like a giant pecker!