5. You will get lumped in with the 'elitist' crowd.

4. You've never been there, and neither have I. But having read all about it makes me an expert.

3. Oh look ! Five minutes of my life gone, just like that.

2. Chief Dow Milquetoast will flame yer sorry ass.

1. Top reason :



No llamas !

hey hey hey
Mr Milktoast isn't here anymore,
don't you bash him.

You beat me to it, you filthy llama-llover. But I was going to go a different direction.

Five reasons to climb Mt Sunflower:
5. You probably won't die.
4. Scuba proficiency not necessary.
3. Illinois' high point is only open a few weekends a year.
2. Hey, if you're already in Kansas, you might as well do something.
1. You can be the first to complete the Sea-to-Summit route.

I thought Mount Washington was the most dangerous mountain in the world?

Any mountain can be the most dangerous in the world if you don't approach it the right way.

The most dangerous mountain in the world is any mountain I've climbed and you haven't.

That is true, granted I did it in sandals in the dark, but I am in incredible shape

Jow wrote:That is true, granted I did it in sandals in the dark, but I am in incredible shape

Whew! Did you need supplemental oxygen?

I always wanted to MOUNT Daisy, the cow..

Actually, I always wanted to CRASH a Polar Bear Party.

Cut that out lcarreau!!!

lcarreau wrote:Actually, I always wanted to CRASH a Polar Bear Party.

Penguins roasting on an open firrrreeee....

Jack Daniels nipping at your... well, nipping Jack Daniels anyway...

Yule-tide caroles being sung by The Chief,

And folks dressed up in orange pants...



Shit: has it stopped raining yet?

lcarreau wrote:

mrchad9 wrote:Cut that out lcarreau!!!

See what happens when you post an Everest thread? It just flakes out.