So I just got back from running on dirt trails at a nearby Santa Clara County Park that is mostly donated ranch land still periodically used for grazing. At the entrance, I was within ¼ mile of ranch estate homes, but mostly noticed a rattlesnake crossing the parking lot, a mountain biker returning to his truck, and someone riding a horse on a trail I wasn’t going to be on. As I hiked, I passed under the shade of grand oaks, heard birds chirping, saw a few prancing deer, noticed a coyote running from another housing tract, watched a bobcat stalk through tall grass, looked skyward to see raptors riding the updrafts of a steep hillside, and persuaded my yellow lab that it was a bad idea to chase a feral pig that our footsteps had startled, leashed to me or not.
Later, I noticed the occasional cow chip or road apple, crossed a new bridge, went down some recently added stairs, and passed a rock wall, but instead of dwelling on those or worrying about being attacked by a mountain lion, I started thinking of ways to keep people from L.A. and the Bay Area out of the Sierra, the Rockies, and the State of Jefferson (exceptions will be made for those who were born in these perfect mountainous regions, yet somehow had the misfortune to wander off and lose their way). Although born in the Bay Area, I get a pass, because I live on the outskirts of the Bay Area and spent at least half of my years in the State of Jefferson. People from out of state are not a concern and will be unrestricted (they leave soon enough and never bring any newfangled ideas, inventions, and concepts with them). I began to imagine a protective structure to keep urbanites where they belong. I got home, picked up the newspapaer, and sure enough found that they have plans in Manhattan not just for their own Half Dome, but also to be covered by a half dome!
By the way, I don’t think we should build any of these protective structure in the mountainous regions, so I am proposing trying it with San Francisco first even though my sister lives there (she tells me they like experimental and greeny types of things there). I read that these half domes have already succeeded in other urban centers, and just like all wild areas, I figure all urban areas are the same. I guess they import some of their food, have roof top gardens, and convinvce rich people to donate land for farms within the city.
As a personal bonus, this will keep San Franciscans from noticing the cattle ranch I am opening in the Tuolomne River Valley above Hetch Hetchy. But I won’t be selfish. Investors who contribute at least $100,000 to this corporation will be granted time share rights to the lodge I will be building for my employees in Tuolumne Meadows, near Lembert Dome (we’ll tear down the structures already there). Investors from L.A. and San Francisco will not be allowed to stay in the lodge, but will be given the option to escape the confines of their bio domes to experience my dude ranch near Waterwheel Falls (there is a rustic barn there for those who don’t want to sleep in the camping area). If the cattle portion of the business fails, I’m sure I’ll be able to find something in the tax code or some way that my lobbyist can support the portion of the corporation that the investors care most about. I’m not really worried because I’ll be fine either way.
If you like to hunt, you can bring guns you are licensed to carry. You can't legally hunt here, but I can arrange transportation and a knowledgeable guide for you to an adjacent wilderness area. Also, if you are interested, my buddy has some mining rights in a wilderness in Nevada and another in Northeastern California. In addition to the gold and silver you might find, he unexpectedly stumbled upon materials important in battery production, and needs investors to get a business off the ground supplying batteries for your hybrids, lap tops, and smart phones. If your interest is oil because hybrid and electric cars don't fit your circumstances, you might have to try my other buddy, who has a wilderness permit in Alaska. One link (they are not hard to find): http://www.savethefront.org/assets/docs/rmf_grazingfacts.pdf