There are plenty of these up here in Ohio. There are LITERALLY hundreds of these water snakes hanging out on the rocks in the Sandusky Bay, all within a mile stretch. Not too unnerving until you look above and see them in the trees as well!
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
--Peter Gibbons (Office Space)